chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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