You can't special order awesome
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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