Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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