Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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