Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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