u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
