before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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