Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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