As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
