What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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