You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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