You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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