me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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