Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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