how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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