No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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