You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This house was built for laser tag.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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