did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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