More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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