What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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