The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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