Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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