Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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