You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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