i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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