I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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