is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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