So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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