I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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