College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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