Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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