Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now