i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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