How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I want a musical about memes.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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