ADVERTISEMENT

• (773): View more from Illinois

  you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"

  Fav 17 6723 1407

  share tweet
  

• (732): View more from New Jersey

  no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in

  Fav 6 5929 1158

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together

  Fav 20 7892 1536

  share tweet
  

• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Best friends brother. Beat that.

  Fav 91 6644 1766

  share tweet
  
• 

  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (480): View more from Arizona

  Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."

  Fav 18 5505 1311

  share tweet
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.

  Fav 19 1956 4523

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (804): View more from Virginia

  by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.

  Fav 2 2919 873

  share tweet
  

• (630): View more from Illinois

  I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?

  Fav 11 842 1810

  share tweet
  

• (713): View more from Texas

  I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.

  Fav 9 1746 816

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (904): View more from Florida

  Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra

  Fav 8 708 1369

  share tweet
  

• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.

  Fav 3 849 580

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.

  Fav 3 928 555

  share tweet
  

• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.

  Fav 0 53 14

  share tweet
  

• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night

  Fav 0 23 44

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (847): View more from Illinois

  How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?

  Fav 0 31 3

  share tweet
  

Randomize