What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
