if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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