I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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