...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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