If that was your dad, he is hot
babies were throwing up all over the place
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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