yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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