Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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