Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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