Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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