They should really pass out barf bags in church
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Boobs speak an international language.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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