i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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