It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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