i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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