You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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