And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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