I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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