I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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