The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
