haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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