you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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