we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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