Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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