I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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