how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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