Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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