her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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