i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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