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Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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